we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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