you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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