we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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