so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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