what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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