I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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