yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Someone signed my nipple.
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