i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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