Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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