Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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