i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We are two peas in an std pod
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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