do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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