The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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