I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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