scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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