me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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