it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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