I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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