remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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