that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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