Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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