Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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