So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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