Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We need a shit load of segways right now
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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