Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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