I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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