He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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