im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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