your thong is hanging out like whoa
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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