Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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