i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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