If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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