I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I need water and some morals
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
