Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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