K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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