I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Of course I have a pirate flag
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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