If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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