And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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