Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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