I'm going to jail i love you
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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