It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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