At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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