Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
my poor anus
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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