I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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