listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
