hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just pee around me
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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