why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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