I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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