I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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