I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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