Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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