He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
