She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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